I don’t mean to brag, but my life has been pretty awesome for the last six and a half days. I can say this because I’ve been on vacation … on a cruise, in fact … and we a...
Sometimes it’s important when one is in the business of writing humor to take a small break from time to time … to recharge the old batteries and reconnect with the world around us that se...
This was one of several revelations that I had during my recent cruise vacation, in addition to learning that watching James Bond movies each night on the jumbo screen at sea is pretty much the cooles...
I guess you could say that I have sort of a love/fear relationship with cruise ships. A few years ago I wrote about the very first cruise that I went on – romantically enough, for my wedding an...
Every now and then it’s crucial to take a moment to shake that old comedy Etch-a-Sketch clear and start a new, wiping away all of the worries about less than funny punch lines from your mind and lea...
We’ve driven over 1,600 miles, we’ve celebrated the holidays with two different families, we’ve cleaned up plenty of puppy byproducts along the way, and through it all, these are the things that...
A pilgrimage of epic proportions, only to be repeated every couple of years, and even then only if we still happen to be on speaking terms with the lot of them (or each other even!) by the time we man...
Fish aren’t exactly what you might consider high maintenance – I mean, as long as somebody (or something) keeps their food in the tank and the filter keeps their poop out of the tank, that’s abo...
"Parents and children need a place where they can have fun together ... by being serenaded by animatronic pirates, eating curiously-oversized turkey legs, and buying t-shirts with my characters on the...
If a pack of Velociraptors tried to attack a herd of water buffalo dressed like Joan Rivers, they’d have gotten laughed out of the Cretaceous Period faster than you can say, “Wow – Canadian mone...