Technological Advancements for the Greater (Lesser) Me…
I need to lose some weight, and after hard work and determination have gotten me minimal returns at best, I’m now turning to Mama Technology to help trim off some of these unwanted rolls in time for...
Kinect at Your Own Risk!
Let’s get one thing clear right off the bat – video games aren’t supposed to make you sweat. At least not the kind of wholesome, good natured, sedentary games that *I* grew up playing!...
100 Push-Ups or Bust
If you’re anything like me, the thought of doing 100 of just about anything is enough to bring sweat to your brow and make you reach for another cold can of Diet Coke in defeat......
Do These Pop-Tarts Make Me Look Fat?
Boy – dieting sure would be a lot more fun if I didn’t have to feel like I had been banished from every delicious, mouthwatering morsel of junk food I’ve ever known!...
Working Out is Wii’lly Hard!
The same thing that has brought me hours upon hours of couch-based entertainment on a daily basis all of these years is now supposed to turn face and become this magical motivator to get me off the co...
Must Exercise or the Robots Will Kill Me
Buying a new piece of exercise equipment is like a new beginning – a chance to start over and make amends for previous weight loss transgressions, to get back in the ring and show those calories who...
Chocolate Cake for Breakfast
Ahhh, screw it – I’ll just do a few extra sit-ups tomorrow! If you’re anything like me, you were one of the geniuses who triumphantly decided to take a stand this New Years and put taking better...
Lose It or Lose It
Alrighty, folks – we’re officially in panic mode! And boy, am I tired. Honestly, I probably shouldn’t even be taking the break to write the here column, but the way I see it, there’s only so m...