Next Time Just Deliver the Food Directly Into My Mouth…
If there’s one thing that us lazy people hate, it’s doing stuff. I don’t care if we’re talking about mowing the lawn, driving to the store for groceries, or rolling out of be...
I Find Your Lack of Cynicism & Ham Sandwiches Disturbing…
I don’t trust people who are so trusting in other people. They just seem …Â untrustworthy. What kind of a world would we live in if politicians, lawyers, and Wall Street bankers were all t...
An Unhealthy Addiction to Sugar Water
Could soda possibly be any more addictive if they actually did still put cocaine in it?! It’s interesting that believe it or not, that classic myth about Coca-Cola containing the infamous d...
Red, White & Bologna
There was a time when admittedly I kind of liked bologna. I was probably in grade school and it was what we had lying around the fridge, so it made a fine sandwich that I ate for lunch on many an occa...
A Celebration of Fall Flavors, But Mostly … Who Are We Kidding?!
Does everybody know what time it is??? Judging by the number of groans as you all reluctantly clicked on this link, I don’t even have to tell you that IT’S PUMPKIN TIME!!! because by now...
A Maze of Any Other Flavor…
There are many foods that I’ve occasionally dreamt of finding myself lost in a maze of … pizza, General Tso’s chicken, those giant chocolate chip cookies from Panera that just aboutÂ...
The Future Has Never Been Cheesier!
I never thought that I’d live to see the day when Kraft Macaroni & Cheese could be delivered to my door with the click of a button. The barriers were simply too great – websites contai...
My Brand New Wasabi Couch
Of all the shades of green in my days – forest green, mint green, maybe even a little avocado – I can’t say as though I’ve ever gazed upon a thing, be it animal, vegetable, or mineral, and tho...