If there’s one thing that us lazy people hate, it’s doing stuff. I don’t care if we’re talking about mowing the lawn, driving to the store for groceries, or rolling out of be...
It could be said that already I’m a guy who’s written too much about cookware – namely because this isn’t the first humor column that I’ve penned about frying pans, but...
It was a little over six years ago that my wife and I strolled into our local Rhonda dealership to buy her a new car from a charming salesman who also happened to be named Scott …Â no relation,Â...
Whether you’re shopping for a kid who’s just turning one year old, or maybe five, or perhaps even thirty-six, the art of shopping for the perfect birthday toy is not one to be taken l...
One shouldn’t really need a mountain sherpa and a week’s worth of rations when they’re ready to go to bed, but sitting here atop my pillow-topped perch looking down over the bustlin...
Do you really think that a waffle maker that costs less than a Big Mac from McDonald’s is capable of doing anything other than burning your kitchen to the ground in a fiery inferno???...
It was a no-good, rotten, despicable thing to do and frankly I feel absolutely horrible about it, but because we all know that trust is paramount between a humor columnist and his adoring readers in t...
I don’t know if CVS cashiers are paid by the number of rewards cards that they hand out each day, maybe the employees themselves are paid in rewards cards and the only way to get rid of them is to g...
You’d think that might’ve been a tad more motivated to actually get all of my amazing presents under the tree in a more timely manner, but as they say, lazy habits die hard…...
You eat enough of the candy bars and eventually you no longer have a choice but to buy the corresponding mattress, but in this case it had actually just been something that we had been planning to do ...