Dude, Where Are My Hangers?!

Nov 19, 2010
I guess you might say that I have somewhat of a hanger-shortage in my house … note, specifically *I* am experiencing this particular shortage – my wife is, in fact, doing just fine in the overall ...

Up to Our Ears in Dolphins…

Mar 28, 2008
What makes your house a home? Is it the loving pictures of friends and family hanging on the wall? Or perhaps it’s your collection of antique vases that you and your husband have amassed from your t...

Sentenced to the Man Couch

Jan 25, 2008
Next time one of us needs to bring a deck of cards… This week I’m actually writing your friendly, neighborhood humor column on location, although sadly in reality it’s not nearly as glamorous as...

Cold Feet

Jan 11, 2008
I’m getting cold feet, but don’t worry – it’s not what you think. In fact, it’s actually much, much worse because I literally get cold feet every time I go to bed with my fia...

Sex on the Beach, Eh, Almost…

Mar 23, 2007
Don’t worry – I know what you’re thinking, so before you get all excited and mount that high-horse of yours, I want to assure you that this isn’t going to be another one of those columns w...

Dude, Where’s My Closet Space???

Aug 1, 2006
It’s been something of a trying time adjusting, and by “trying” I don’t mean to indicate that she snores like a buzz saw during the height of logging season or anything…not that I’d even d...