All’s Fair in Love and War…Including Cyanide

Feb 26, 2003 The Humor Column

Ever have one of those relationships where you’d like nothing but just to get out alive, yet the other person seems hell-bent on working things out, no matter what the sacrifice? It sounds kinda fun...

True Love Means Never Having to Say, “Get Off Me – You’re Heavy…”

Feb 19, 2003 The Humor Column

Relationships are great, aren’t they? Don’t get me wrong – I may rant on and on about how much love sucks and that we’re all destine to die afraid and alone, wallowing in our own little privat...

The Dating Game

Feb 12, 2003 The Humor Column

We’ve all been down this road at one point or another… Does my breath smell ok? Does this shirt make me look like a fruitcake? Is she going to like the restaurant I chose? What if he’s gay? ...

What Women Don’t Want…

Feb 5, 2003 The Humor Column

Sometimes I wonder why us good guys even bother… Take any situation and just look around you – rarely, if ever, will you see a truly equal relationship, and by that I mean one where the man an...