You’ve literally got a multi-million dollar industry pushing this holiday to the forefront – if you can’t manage to remember with red & pink on every end cap and 1-800 Flowers banner ads on ...
I guess you might say that I have somewhat of a hanger-shortage in my house … note, specifically *I* am experiencing this particular shortage – my wife is, in fact, doing just fine in the overall ...
If there was ever a reason for someone to accidentally forget their own anniversary date, knowing that all they’ve got to look forward to is an obnoxious wind chime or a personalized serving platter...
Look at me. Not at her. Or even at that furry, little kitten over in the corner. Just at me … you jerk. Now that I have your “attention,” tell me – just who the hell do you think you are, Mr. ...
What makes your house a home? Is it the loving pictures of friends and family hanging on the wall? Or perhaps it’s your collection of antique vases that you and your husband have amassed from your t...
Next time one of us needs to bring a deck of cards… This week I’m actually writing your friendly, neighborhood humor column on location, although sadly in reality it’s not nearly as glamorous as...
I’m getting cold feet, but don’t worry – it’s not what you think. In fact, it’s actually much, much worse because I literally get cold feet every time I go to bed with my fia...
Don’t worry – I know what you’re thinking, so before you get all excited and mount that high-horse of yours, I want to assure you that this isn’t going to be another one of those columns w...
Cross another one off the list, my friends… That is, that ongoing compilation of occupations that I, Scott Sevener, am never, ever, ever going to be able to fill in my wildest of dreams. Said list i...
It’s been something of a trying time adjusting, and by “trying” I don’t mean to indicate that she snores like a buzz saw during the height of logging season or anything…not that I’d even d...