Don’t Look at Me That Way, Baby…

Mar 8, 2006
I knew something was wrong the moment I walked in the door that evening – it was quiet…too quiet. There she was, sitting alone in the middle of the living room, with not an expression on her face ...

Internet Dating for Dummies…LOL

Feb 1, 2006
You might be interested to know that statistics that I’m making up right here on the spot show that there are more people meeting each other online these days than in all of the dive bars and pool h...

The “Almost Better Than Sex” List

Apr 29, 2005
Looking back, it was one of those conversations that really could’ve gone either way! The setting was your typical, lazy Sunday afternoon during which my girlfriend and I had spent the better part o...

Reader Mailbag – 2004 Leftovers

Feb 25, 2005
“We get letters…” Sometimes things just so happen to slip through the cracks here at Comedic-Genius Productions, and that’s exactly what happened with the correspondence that we’re about to ...

Desperation 101

May 12, 2004
It’s a sad world these days, people… A sad, depressing, and might I even add lonely world if you really stop to think about it! War and famine, pestilence and poverty aside, I think it’s importa...

The Morning-After Column

Mar 3, 2004
Well folks, I’d say that it’s about time to take a bow! Turn to one another, shake hands, and congratulate one another, for we’ve all successfully made it through another Valentine’s Month –...

Will You Marry Me…on the Moon?!

Aug 13, 2003
Recently a Russian man and his fiancée made history by being the first couple to exchange their vows while in orbit some two hundred and forty miles above the Earth. Mind you, they were in separate l...

Ask the Single Guy…

Apr 23, 2003
Due to the overwhelming amounts of correspondence I get in regards to romantic escapades and how to score in general, I thought that it might be fitting to spread the love in a slightly larger forum a...

Can We Still Be Friends?

Feb 28, 2003
Ahhh, the final nail in the coffin, the icing on the cake, the last swing before the knock out is official. Although supposedly backed by the best of intentions, no words have ever been more of a smac...