Reasons Why My Wife is Awesome
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special Anniversary Edition of The Humor Column. Special not only because I managed beat the stereotype and actually remember my own anniversary, but even more ...
Completely Legitimate Cruising Concerns
It’s on, my friends! The big vacation is now a mere six months away and counting, and the clock ticks closer every day to that time when I’ll be hopping on a gigantic boat with my wife down to the...
Why Can’t You Drive 55?!
Oh good – you’re still here! Sorry, folks – I would’ve been here sooner, but I ran into a little “traffic problem” along the way, and by “traffic problem” I mean to say that I got stuc...
Not So Much Safe from Giant Birds, Either…
Holy crap, you’re never going to believe what just happened to me! There I was – driving down the road, minding my own business, when out of nowhere came the biggest bird you’ve ever seen! Well,...
Sherlock Hemlock and The Case of the Missing Garbage Can Lid
It was one of those nights when it just really would’ve been nice to have a small, green, mystery-solving Muppet from your childhood around… More specifically, it was a dark and stormy Wednesday e...
Only This Blanket Can Save You Now!
Thanks to Mother Nature and her stupid cold front, it’s been a bit nippy around here lately, especially for anyone or anything that happens to live outside. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s cert...
A Google Maps Kind of Day…
It’s amazing the kinds of things you can find to do when you should be working. Take Google Maps, for instance – now I know that these features have actually been out for quite some time now, but ...
Voltron for President
The other candidates are right – it is time for change. But when we’re talking about the future of the greatest nation on Earth, why stop with change in our politics or our economy or even our way...