Watch for Tiny Lizards!!!
Ok, so I’ve now officially been living down here in Florida for six months, and to tell you the truth, I’m actually quite impressed with the transitions that I’ve been able to make to adapt myse...
Ambush at Your Own Risk!
Here on the streets of Downtown Tampa, we’re about to surprise one lucky pedestrian with a lunch-time treat that they certainly won’t soon forget! As these folks here walk out of the world famous ...
Mutant Duck Food, Aisle Six
I’ve been told that some of my most adored columns to come off this website are the ones that go past the political blunders and Hollywood beats and provide a glimpse into the glamorous and ritzy li...
The Bears Should Be the Least of Your Worries!
It’s summertime – the weather is beautiful, nature is in full bloom, and if you’re anything like me, you’re just dying to spend as much time as possible sitting on your ass, watching televisio...
The Easiest Jobs in the World (…when sucking isn’t just an option, it’s a requirement!)
A lot of people tend to think that I have a pretty easy job, just sitting around making fun of things all day and getting paid to do it, but believe it or not, this writer is just at the tip of the ic...
Grilled Cheese – Bring Back the Glory
I try to stay away from writing columns about food, mainly because it always makes me hungry and once I’ve gotten up to get a snack of any proportion, that column’s got about as much a chance of g...
15 Weeks Down…
Can you believe it’s been almost a month and a half since I wrote you guys last? What can I say, island life can get a little crazy out here and sometimes we all just sorta lose track of time. A lot...
And I Thought I Was Safe on the Internet…
I am a gigantic geek. Anyone who knows me at all, or has ever tried to call my house, can vouch for this, and honestly, I’m fine with it. I probably spend more time online in a single day than most ...