A New Nose in a New Year
Ok, so maybe there’s one thing I hate about this time of year… During say, seven or eight months out of the year, my nose and I are best buds. We go everywhere together, enjoying our favorite smel...
Scott vs. Dracula
I’m not really all that fond of needles. A lot of people have no problems when it comes to needles, whether it’s for a blood test at the doctor’s office or even the more noble gesture of donatin...
Horrors from Beyond the Adjustable Chair
Mark my words – no good things can come from going to the dentist. That’s right, ladies, gentlemen, and distinguished members of the press, for this week was my previously mentioned and adaman...
I Have a Dentist Appointment … in About Four Months
And right now, I’m not sure if I’m more worried about the pain or the incessant lecturing that one can only expect when he hasn’t been to the dentist in over a decade! Hey, I’ve been busy… B...
The Humor Column – Painkiller Edition
First and foremost, please accept my apologies here in advance for any whoopsical wordplay that may occur throughout the duration of today’s column. Did you see that? Whoopsical?! That’s not even ...
My Future’s So Bright, I’ve Gotta Take Pills…
Today was a pretty rough day for me. You see, earlier this morning I had a follow-up appointment with my doctor because about six months ago I finally decided to look into this whole hereditary high b...
Ambush at Your Own Risk!
Here on the streets of Downtown Tampa, we’re about to surprise one lucky pedestrian with a lunch-time treat that they certainly won’t soon forget! As these folks here walk out of the world famous ...- 2 of 2
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