Welcome Back, and Good Luck!

Sep 1, 2017
That’s it – summer’s over! Time to tell those kids to hang up their beach towels and hit the books… …apparently… This is actually my first year doing The Back to S...

The Ripe, Old Age of 37

Aug 25, 2017
Eventually we all reach an age where birthdays, quite frankly, just aren’t all that exciting anymore. For me, apparently it’s this one – ripe, old “37” … which i...

This Is a Humor Column About Nazis

Aug 18, 2017
I don’t want to be writing about Nazis. There’s not really much to be said about Nazis that hasn’t already been said in textbooks and documentaries and Indiana Jones movies, so unles...

An Unhealthy Addiction to Sugar Water

Apr 21, 2017
Could soda possibly be any more addictive if they actually did still put cocaine in it?! It’s interesting that believe it or not, that classic myth about Coca-Cola containing the infamous d...