The Day the Earth Stood Sweating
Let’s play a game, folks! It’s just a little something I’ve cooked up in my spare time lately called Things You Never Want to Hear in Florida … in July, and it goes a little something like t...
God Bless the HOA
The unsung heroes of our communities, they are the men and women of the neighborhood Homeowners Association. You probably don’t think much about your local HOA – I know that I sure didn’t, but t...
Weed Not, Want Not…
It’s a jungle out there, baby, however not even Tarzan can help us now… I thought after our last episode with the lawn, my out-of-doors woes had gone the way of affordable gas prices, never to pos...
Fertilize This!
“Please grow, baby! Please grow!!!” No, no – we’re not pregnant – and you should be ashamed of yourselves for even suggesting such a thought to a guy that isn’t even married yet! We’ll d...
I Think Our Refrigerator is About to Explode…
Close your eyes for a moment and imagine something for me. Imagine that it’s about 2am and you’re flying high over Never-Never Land, deep in one of those heavenly sleeps that you only hit once or ...
A Tale of Two Toilets
Talk about a week gone down the tubes… I thought I was doing a good thing two falls ago when I moved from my apartment to a stately condo on the other side of town. The neighborhood was nicer (read:...- 3 of 3
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