The Worst Poop Imaginable

Apr 22, 2014 The Humor Column

There are things that they don’t really warn you about in the parenting classes. There are things that they can’t really warn you about in the parenting classes. And today I learned R...

So … I Have a Son Now?!

Mar 28, 2014 The Humor Column

Believe me – I’m just as surprised as you are, on account of my formerly-pregnant wife’s due date not falling for another solid six weeks on the calendar, but as they say, sometimes babies come ...

I’m Having a Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 1, 2013 The Humor Column

I’m gonna be honest with you – I’ve had plenty of time to think about it already, and it’s kind of crazy just to try and quantify the amount of crazy that this whole situation really is......

Mean, Old Mr. Sevener…

Jul 24, 2009 The Humor Column

Now I don’t want to come off like some kind of jerk here, but just between you and me – I don’t really like kids. Well, I guess that’s not entirely true – it’s not all kids in general that...

Reason #87 Why Scott Isn’t Ready to Have Kids…

Apr 25, 2008 The Humor Column

I’m not in nearly good enough shape yet! This fact was rather amusingly brought to my attention earlier this week as I was standing in line for lunch at a local sandwich shop, ordering a meatball su...

A Word or Two About the Making of Babies…

Apr 8, 2005 The Humor Column

I tell ya – something funny’s going on around here… I’m not exactly sure what it is…maybe it’s something in the water, or maybe they’re all just crazy with the love, but it seems to ...