Six Weeks Down and Still Chewing Strong…
If chewing was an Olympic sport, she’d win the gold medal in a heartbeat … and then subsequently proceed to chew it to pieces in the next......Just a Big, Old Puppy Pushover…
Ladies and gentlemen – I do believe that I have officially met my match. She’s short, and furry, and over the course of the last week, I think I’ve cleaned up her pee roughly 700 times......The Hard Times of Being a Baby Fish
Being born can be traumatic enough as it is – the last thing a baby should have to worry about is whether or not own their parents are going to eat them!...What If My Fish Are Actually Better Off Without Me???
Fish aren’t exactly what you might consider high maintenance – I mean, as long as somebody (or something) keeps their food in the tank and the filter keeps their poop out of the tank, that’s abo...Where’s a Stray Alligator When You Need One?
Does it make me a bad person to wish that an alligator would mysteriously eat my neighbor’s cat in the middle of the night? If it helps, there’s a possibility that it might not even actual...Dear My Neighbor’s Dogs…
What did I ever do to you? No – seriously, I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t the foggiest idea what it’s like being a dog, but I’m thinking … and this is just taking a long shot ou...Mutant Duck Food, Aisle Six
I’ve been told that some of my most adored columns to come off this website are the ones that go past the political blunders and Hollywood beats and provide a glimpse into the glamorous and ritzy li...My So-Called Fish…
There’s certainly no denying it – I’m a fish guy. I’ve been a fish guy ever since I was six years old and had one of those novelty tanks that looks like a gumball machine in my room – my par...- 2 of 2
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