Popcorn and Maple Syrup and Noodle Rings for All!

Dec 17, 2003 The Humor Column

I’m sure you’re probably thinking the exact same thing that I’m thinking – it’s just not fair! I mean, sure, Christmas is right around the corner and it won’t be long before Santa Claus is...

So Sue Me!

May 14, 2003 The Humor Column

Two college students in their early twenties file a lawsuit against the favorite campus drinking hole for failing to get them elegantly wasted one Saturday evening as part of the college’s Homecomin...

Freaks on Parade

Oct 31, 2002 The Humor Column

Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time again! Yes, that’s right – it’s time to let your hair down, let it all hang out and just let it be…sorry, I couldn’t think of a third one to finish the...

One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Laundry

May 30, 2001 The Humor Column

Ahhh, spring is here, and you know what that means.  It’s time for barbecues, parades and of course, the ever-popular Spring Clean-Up.  The period set aside, by God himself if I’m not mistaken, ...