A Time for Gloating…

Nov 7, 2008
In these grand, historic times, I’d like to begin our weekly meeting of the humor-loving minds with a quote from one Nelson Muntz of The Simpsons fame. If Mr. Muntz was here to celebrate with us tod...

Convertible Envy

Jul 13, 2007
I don’t mean to brag, but I think it’s important that you know that I’m probably cooler than you now. I know, it’s been a little difficult for me to adjust to it, also, because traditionally I...

The One Where Scott Gets Engaged

May 4, 2007
That’s right, folks … no need to adjust your monitor / PDA / preferred reading medium of choice – you read that title correctly! It’s been a busy week – I’m successfully down one e...

Grilled Cheese – Bring Back the Glory

Nov 16, 2002
I try to stay away from writing columns about food, mainly because it always makes me hungry and once I’ve gotten up to get a snack of any proportion, that column’s got about as much a chance of g...

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Jan 24, 2001
I’ll admit it. I recently became a subscriber to the world-famous magazine, Reader’s Digest. No, I didn’t sign up because of the informative articles and touching stories from its he...