Resisting the Urge to Frost the World

Mar 12, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen – I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’ve officially found heaven … assuming that it can be purchased from the grocery store for $2.98 a can, anyways… …also, my die...

Chocolate Cake for Breakfast

Mar 20, 2009
Ahhh, screw it – I’ll just do a few extra sit-ups tomorrow! If you’re anything like me, you were one of the geniuses who triumphantly decided to take a stand this New Years and put taking better...