Behind the Process: Take Note!
It’s sometimes a wonder I ever have anything to write about here at all because far too often it seems like my brain probably more closely resembles a sieve than a sponge, with ideas flowing through...
No, I Don’t Need Yet Another CVS Card…
I don’t know if CVS cashiers are paid by the number of rewards cards that they hand out each day, maybe the employees themselves are paid in rewards cards and the only way to get rid of them is to g...
Do These Pop-Tarts Make Me Look Fat?
Boy – dieting sure would be a lot more fun if I didn’t have to feel like I had been banished from every delicious, mouthwatering morsel of junk food I’ve ever known!...
If Anybody Needs Me, I Think I’ll Be at the Beach…
I’m sure that plenty of people in landlocked states would love the chance on any given day to be able to just walk along the white, sandy beaches and take a rejuvenating dip in the bathwater-tempera...
Just a Big, Old Puppy Pushover…
Ladies and gentlemen – I do believe that I have officially met my match. She’s short, and furry, and over the course of the last week, I think I’ve cleaned up her pee roughly 700 times......
The Hard Times of Being a Baby Fish
Being born can be traumatic enough as it is – the last thing a baby should have to worry about is whether or not own their parents are going to eat them!...
Vertically Challenged
The latest challenge that I’ve been faced with recently in our quest to get settled in our new home is changing the burnt out lightbulb outside above our front porch. Just one stupid, little lightb...
Pay No Attention to My Awesome Cape and Ginormous Muscles
Sometimes I’ll spend hours upon hours on end just sitting around pondering super powers – is it better to go with lightning speed or just jump straight to flying? Would I rather be invisible or h...