So it’s finally happened – after months upon months of deliberations, Martha Stewart has been sent up the river without so much as an ornately-designed, ancient Incan ceremonial paddle. Now don’...
Well folks, I’d say that it’s about time to take a bow! Turn to one another, shake hands, and congratulate one another, for we’ve all successfully made it through another Valentine’s Month –...
Sex, lies, and more Mother/Daughter betrayal than this humor column has certainly ever seen – these are the soaps of our lives. Of course, even with enough provocative content to turn Bill Clinton g...
After undergoing weeks of scrutiny from the press and several political figureheads, President Bush presented two and a half legal-size boxes containing pages upon pages of extensive gourd documentati...
What better time than Valentine’s Day to air out some dirty laundry, right?! Well baby, I’ve been holdin’ this back for a while, but there are just a few things that I can’t keep covered up an...
…you could go full-time! So how about that game, eh?! The Patriots gently spanked the Panthers with a last-minute field goal that would’ve had even Grandma screaming at the television had she been...
I’ve been told that some of my most adored columns to come off this website are the ones that go past the political blunders and Hollywood beats and provide a glimpse into the glamorous and ritzy li...
“Dieting is going to play a key role in nursing America back to a healthy lifestyle, and when I think dieting, I think McDonald’s!” Or at least it’s that kind of marketing that the world’s l...
There’s certainly no denying it – I’m a fish guy. I’ve been a fish guy ever since I was six years old and had one of those novelty tanks that looks like a gumball machine in my room – my par...
It was a cold and blustery day, the rain trickling down in fifteen minute intervals with an attitude that just screamed, “I could become snow any time now! You’d better watch it!” This was the d...