A Humble Apology to My Fellow Lazy Shoppers
It was a no-good, rotten, despicable thing to do and frankly I feel absolutely horrible about it, but because we all know that trust is paramount between a humor columnist and his adoring readers in t...
100 Push-Ups or Bust
If you’re anything like me, the thought of doing 100 of just about anything is enough to bring sweat to your brow and make you reach for another cold can of Diet Coke in defeat......
Behind the Process: Just Keep Writing…
Once I realized that this week's column would be my 400th, the obvious question was – how did I get here? Well, at least after first asking, “So do I get some sort of trophy???” anyways......
A Cavalcade of Candy…for the Kids
When I find myself walking down those hallowed aisles, I see it as a responsibility to choose the best variety that my hard-earned money can buy......
Scott vs. the Alarm Clock
There’s no better way to jump start your day than by sleeping through a significant portion of it......
The Time to Buy Stock in Paper Towels is Now!
The statute of limitations regarding acceptable places for a puppy to relieve herself in my house has long since expired…...
I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Eel
Up until now I’ve made a considerable effort to limit myself to meats that have actually been cooked – it’s a policy that has served me quite well over the years......
Behind the Process: This Column Was Written in the Shower…
If my Rubber Ducky can tolerate a bit of back-and-forth brainstorming banter during our regularly scheduled bonding ritual, then float me that purple bathtub crayon and let’s get to writing!...