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Death by Coaster
Now I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think you should all know that I almost died over the weekend. Don’t worry – I did manage to make it through, but they’re telling me to stay away from s...
Dude, Where’s My Closet Space???
It’s been something of a trying time adjusting, and by “trying” I don’t mean to indicate that she snores like a buzz saw during the height of logging season or anything…not that I’d even d...
To Kill a Mocking Frog…
Do you think anyone’s ever put out a hit on an amphibian? If so, just how much would it cost me and how quickly can we get this job taken care of? These are the kinds of questions that have been fil...
Can You Hair Me Now?
I have a rule when I go to get my hair cut. It seems pretty simple and straight forward to me, but you’d be surprised at just how much struggle I encounter with it every single time I set foot on th...
Tonight We Wage War at Countertop…
I don’t want to alarm anyone, so just try to stay calm when I tell you this…but I think we’re being watched. You think it sounds creepy now, but wait until I actually get around to explaining wh...
A Gross Feat of Epic Proportions
Call it a slow news week. Call it an important medical issue that we’ve all been ignoring for far too long. Or simply call it my throwing in the towel too early, before an even more pressing issue t...
The Little Dishwasher That Couldn’t…
I didn’t really want to make a big deal out of it, but I sort of have a little problem with my dishwasher. It’s nothing personal or anything – I’m sure it’s a great, little appliance in ...
It’s Only Pocket Change…
I’ve got an interesting predicament on my hands, and by “interesting,” I actually mean “lazy”… You see, I’ve got a couple of packages that have been sitting on my counter for several wee...