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“It Probably Won’t Happen Tomorrow!”
I was watching The Weather Channel the other day – because my life really is that exciting – and I was astounded. That’s right – astounded, and not simply due to the fact that I ju...
Internet Dating for Dummies…LOL
You might be interested to know that statistics that I’m making up right here on the spot show that there are more people meeting each other online these days than in all of the dive bars and pool h...
Where the Cantaloupe Roll…
I’ve got to admit, I’m not the biggest fan of grocery shopping. And don’t get me wrong – it’s not only because I’m a guy…although I’m sure that deep down in some genetic underworld, th...
Out with Rex, in with Ramona…
You see, and here we have yet another fine example why I am certainly not ready to have kids! Case in point: you can’t throw children away and purchase new ones if they get ‘banged up’ a little�...
Trick Pants
I have recently found my way into quite the predicament, which although shouldn’t be all that out of the ordinary for you – the reader – as without such predicaments, there would be litt...
Spice It Up!!!
It’s progress like this that makes me afraid of one day waking up no longer wanting sugar cereal for breakfast, my friends! We’ve talked about exercise and health, the additional of a young, but v...
It’s Getting Hot in Here…
Don’t worry – no need to worry about me breaking into song, though – I might even be so bold as to say that it’s even too hot for the boogie-woogie down here in these parts. I don’t ...
A Column from the Road…Potholes and All
Well, for those of you who recall last week’s little “pre-adventure” of ours, you know that by about this time, I should be somewhere en route between the tropical paradise that is my home in Ce...