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The Subtle Art of Procrastination…
A new year and a new leaf, right folks? Yeah, that’s what I thought, too, but then a new episode of The World’s Wildest Interspecies Marriages snuck its way onto my TV and, well, you can probably ...
The Christmas List, version 2004
Yes, it’s that time of year again – when writers from all around the world throw any remaining sense of skepticism to the ground and let loose in the name of the greatest holiday of all time, ...
Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
One of the big things in the news around my neck of the woods lately has been these talks about The Florida Bullet Train, or more accurately, why we really, really, super-duper don’t need that ghast...
A Year on the Town…
So it’s official, ladies and gentlemen – I’ve now been down here residing ever-so-tropically in the ocean-front city of Tampa, Florida for an entire year. Ok, well, technically “gulf-front...
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Ladies and gentlemen, my apologies if I seem a bit jittery today, but I recently lived through the most traumatic experience since The Muppet Show went off the air… Most of you know me as a differen...
Adventures in Suburbia: Scott Buys a Plant…
Ladies and gentlemen, sound up the band, for I have an announcement of epic proportions – one that aims to skyrocket the male gender into the 21st century, and possibly even beyond! My friends �...
Dreaming in Digital (BONUS BIRTHDAY COLUMN)
That’s right – my TV is bigger than yours. I’ll allow another moment or three for that to sink in with my male readers and an equal amount of time to allow the ladies a chance to roll their ...
From the Public, For the Public…Summer of Love edition
It’s like the Beach Boys always said, “Girls are always ready for a summer of love…” while coincidentally the guys are pretty much ready whenever the girls are up for a fling, so as we transce...