The “Almost Better Than Sex” List

Apr 29, 2005
Looking back, it was one of those conversations that really could’ve gone either way! The setting was your typical, lazy Sunday afternoon during which my girlfriend and I had spent the better part o...

Reader Mailbag – 2004 Leftovers

Feb 25, 2005
“We get letters…” Sometimes things just so happen to slip through the cracks here at Comedic-Genius Productions, and that’s exactly what happened with the correspondence that we’re about to ...

Fair and Back Again…

Feb 18, 2005
If someone could kindly make the room stop spinning when you’ve got a free second, I’d certainly appreciate it… You see, this is exactly why I have a steadfast rule – no crazy, upside-down car...

That CRAZY Little Thing Called Love…

Feb 11, 2005
Roses are red, tulips are yellow, That woman alongside you, she be one CRAZY fellow! Whether it be writing “I love you” in the sky, in the local newspaper, or even across one’s own forehead, it ...

Take the Monkey and Run!

Feb 4, 2005
It was to be just another ordinary day for Janice Cooper, resident biologist and animal enthusiast at Hancock Memorial Zoological Center in Clearwater, Florida, but when mother fate has her way with t...

Through the Eyes of a Child?

Jan 28, 2005
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this is a crazy world in which we live! Thousands of innocent people continue to parish in faraway lands, probably hundreds in your very own city will go...

Name That Smell

Jan 21, 2005
It’s by far one of the most horrendous situations imaginable – the kind that breaks up families and disrupts social hierarchies. Some theories even suggest that it was this very same type of c...