Behind the Process: Nope, That’s Just Not Funny Enough…
A good writer has to know when to walk away from a good joke for the chance at finding an even better one......
Phonebooks?! We Don’t Need No Stinking Phonebooks!!!
When was the last time that you actually used a phonebook, or at least used it for the purposes of actually looking up someone’s phone number? Using one to smash bugs or prop up a table or give you...
New Teeth Whitening Action – Now in 3D!!!
The future is a bright and sparkling one in the world of advanced teeth whitening, and it’s all thanks to the incredible, albeit completely unnecessary innovation that 3D toothpaste brings us here t...
Movies We Don’t Need Sequels To…
Dear Hollywood, Please be advised that the following movie sequels do not need to be made, whether in theatrical release, straight-to-DVD, or projected on the bottom of somebody’s shoe. We apologize...
It’s Not Just a Box, It’s a “Storage System”
I like to think that I’m not what you would call a “sucker,” and yet why do people feel the need to keep testing me? Ok, I can tell already that this one is going to require a bit of elaboration...
For Those Still in Doubt, a Florist I am Not…
Cross another one off the list, my friends… That is, that ongoing compilation of occupations that I, Scott Sevener, am never, ever, ever going to be able to fill in my wildest of dreams. Said list i...