Not So Much Safe from Giant Birds, Either…
Holy crap, you’re never going to believe what just happened to me! There I was – driving down the road, minding my own business, when out of nowhere came the biggest bird you’ve ever seen! Well,...
Only This Blanket Can Save You Now!
Thanks to Mother Nature and her stupid cold front, it’s been a bit nippy around here lately, especially for anyone or anything that happens to live outside. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s cert...
Of Lovebugs, You Betchas, and Bailouts…
This is a messy time to live in Florida. Sure, summer’s finally come to an end, leaving us with slightly lower temperatures during the day, and hurricane season should in theory be wrapping up befor...
Gather the “Hurricane Supplies”
Whoa, boy – it’s been a crazy week, hasn’t it?! And I’m not even talking about that Olympic fever that I hear has been going around lately. If you find yourself showing symptoms, I would recom...
Creatures from the Chlorinated Lagoon
It’s the middle of summer, it’s hotter than the surface of the sun itself here in Florida, and here I am afraid to step foot in the water for fear of being gobbled up or snarfed down or at the ver...
Power to the People!
I don’t want to get everyone all riled up, but I guess in this case I actually do – I just can’t hold back my excitement a moment longer! I know that times have been kind of tough financially, a...
Really Cheap Sunglasses…
I’m stuck in a cruel loop that shows no signs of ending in the discernable future, kind of like Groundhog’s Day, except without the hilarious chemistry of Bill Murray to lead us through an otherwi...
Where’s a Stray Alligator When You Need One?
Does it make me a bad person to wish that an alligator would mysteriously eat my neighbor’s cat in the middle of the night? If it helps, there’s a possibility that it might not even actual...