It’s Getting Hot in Here…

Jun 10, 2005
Don’t worry – no need to worry about me breaking into song, though – I might even be so bold as to say that it’s even too hot for the boogie-woogie down here in these parts. I don’t ...

Fair and Back Again…

Feb 18, 2005
If someone could kindly make the room stop spinning when you’ve got a free second, I’d certainly appreciate it… You see, this is exactly why I have a steadfast rule – no crazy, upside-down car...

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

Oct 13, 2004
One of the big things in the news around my neck of the woods lately has been these talks about The Florida Bullet Train, or more accurately, why we really, really, super-duper don’t need that ghast...

A Year on the Town…

Sep 29, 2004
So it’s official, ladies and gentlemen – I’ve now been down here residing ever-so-tropically in the ocean-front city of Tampa, Florida for an entire year. Ok, well, technically “gulf-front...

Watch for Tiny Lizards!!!

Apr 21, 2004
Ok, so I’ve now officially been living down here in Florida for six months, and to tell you the truth, I’m actually quite impressed with the transitions that I’ve been able to make to adapt myse...

The Adventures of the Sunburn Kid

Apr 7, 2004
It was a clear and sunny day in Central Florida. Although a cool breeze wafted in off the water in sporadic bursts, it certainly wasn’t enough to mask the fact that it was going to be a warm day. Th...

Mutant Duck Food, Aisle Six

Jan 28, 2004
I’ve been told that some of my most adored columns to come off this website are the ones that go past the political blunders and Hollywood beats and provide a glimpse into the glamorous and ritzy li...