Mean, Old Mr. Sevener…

Jul 24, 2009
Now I don’t want to come off like some kind of jerk here, but just between you and me – I don’t really like kids. Well, I guess that’s not entirely true – it’s not all kids in general that...

Can You Hair Me Now?

Jul 1, 2006
I have a rule when I go to get my hair cut. It seems pretty simple and straight forward to me, but you’d be surprised at just how much struggle I encounter with it every single time I set foot on th...

Emo is as Emo Does…

May 7, 2003
(Note: This column is in no way related to the hilarious comedian, Emo Philips. That particular Emo is a cool cat in my book…weird, but cool nonetheless!) That’s it! I officially give up on trying...