The Christmas List, 2009 Edition

Dec 24, 2009
A guy’s Christmas list says a lot about what kind of person he is.  Some guys want nothing but the most expensive, high-tech toys that money can buy (i.e. the fun stuff) while others prefer more se...

Re-Gifting the Snuggie

Dec 18, 2009
It happens to the best of us, typically brought on by the worst of us – participate in this gift exchanging rollercoaster long enough and eventually you’re going to be faced with quite possibly th...

A Holiday Tribute … to Chex Mix

Dec 11, 2009
That’s right – it’s time to dim the lights and curl up by the fireplace, with the calm snowfall of another winter’s night gently cascading across the view of the nearby picture window while al...

Decking the Halls Should Be the Law!

Dec 4, 2009
Has this ever happened to YOU??? You’re the kind of guy who pours his heart and soul into his Christmas lights, spending eleven months out of the year just planning for the next display.  In Januar...

All Christmas, All the Time!

Nov 27, 2009
Oh baby, I don’t know about you, but I’ve been waiting for this all year long! It’s certainly no secret that Christmas is my favorite time of the year, from the colorful decorations to the bount...

Bringing the Boat Back Home

Nov 20, 2009
Boy, does time fly when you’re not on a boat, let me tell you… And granted, I may have been just a wee bit apprehensive about my very first boat-based break from reality, what with the ever-impend...

‘Tis Not the Season for Swimming

Nov 13, 2009
Folks, I don’t want to sound like a buzz kill here, but nonetheless I feel the distinct need to clear something up.  Specifically – it’s November here in Florida. You know the month – smack d...

Medical Bills Make Me Sad

Nov 6, 2009
…followed subsequently (in no particular order) by anger, confusion, anxiety, desperation, angst, loathing, outrage, panic, apathy, and depression until finally building into a veritable quagmire of...

Another Sock Bites the Dust…

Oct 30, 2009
I don’t know what it is, but man, have I been throwing away socks like crazy over the last couple of weeks. What?!  So we’re gonna talk about socks this week – what’s the big deal?  Don’t ...

The Bleeech Effect

Oct 23, 2009
Pronounced with a silent H, heavy on the phlegm… …and if there’s any question as to just how heavy we’re talking here, well, rest assured that it will all become disgustingly clear quite soon ...