The Friendly Skies Are Full of Jerks
Holy smokes – talk about a bad week to set foot on an airplane! Folks, I don’t know if you’ve been keeping score there at home, but I have and according to my charts, we’re running out of airl...
Love is Funny Sometimes…
We can be romantic around here. You bet your sweet Cheez-Its, we can be romantic around here! I know, I know – previous columns regarding such regal topics as phlegm and robots and my own mysterie...
Dueling with Dealerships, Take Two
All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again… Thus is the legacy of buying a new car. We’ve all done it, and we’ll most likely all do it several more times as long as them fos...
As the Holiday Goodies Runneth Dry…
Go ahead and groan all you want – you knew that we were eventually going to have to do this sooner or later. I mean, we’re almost all the way through January in its entirety, and I would be remi...
We Won’t Get Cooled Again!
With apologies to Pete Townsend and The Who… Whew – is everybody still with us?! Boy, has it been a rough couple of weeks around this place … I don’t know about you, but that cold was just abo...
Please Don’t Sneeze, Please Don’t Sneeze…
And I say that not so much with concern regarding the spreading of swine flu as much as simply a meager plea to the sinus gods who are currently beating my very being to a swollen pulp … I’d be wi...
Holy Mother of Cold!!!
Hey, Old Man Winter? Ummm … we need to talk. Look – I understand that being all cold and bone chilling and overall just depressing is kind of your thing, but here’s the thing – some of us li...
Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!!!
So this is 2010, is it? I don’t know about you guys, but I guess I just thought it would’ve been, errr, a little flashier, a bit more high tech, maybe just a tad more futuristic. I mean, by now I ...