Send in The Ultramarines!
The lack of dirt and grime, the pleasant, post-shower aroma, the generally squeaky-clean feeling – of course … it all seemed so obvious now! How silly of me to think that merely a bunch of random ...
“Unstable Air”
I don’t pretend to enjoy flying any more than I pretend to enjoy a good root canal or a lazy afternoon with nothing to watch but FOX News. I think it’s pretty safe to say that we’re well past t...
Welcome to Florida, You Gullible Suckers!
Sure, giant lizards munching on your rhododendrons might be a bit of a surprise the first time around, but if you ask me, a little unexpected gator with your morning paper is nothing compared to an ev...
Keep Your Chainsaw to Yourself!
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned about myself over the last thirty years of, well, being me, it’s that when it comes to horror movies, or scary movies, or even movies that just have vaguel...
Oh, the Weather Outside is Muggy…
It’s a horrible time of year to be a Floridian, really, which is why if you happen to travel down in this direction during any of those traditional summer months like June through August, you won’...
Hurricane, Schmurricane…
The NOAA is predicting that 2010 will see an “above normal” level of hurricane activity with conditions that resemble some “very active” seasons from years past. Upon hearing this news, the a...
The Great Pantry Purge of 2010
Yeah, those dates that you can’t even read because they’re so faded? Not a good sign, or so I’m told…...
Along Came Many, Many Spiders…
You know what they say – You can lead a spider to water, but you can’t make it drink. No, that’s not right. How about – A spider in the hand is worth two hiding behind your couch. Errr, that�...