Happy “Sucks to be a Turkey” Day
It's kind of tough to be happy for your buddy who’s getting a free trip to Disneyland when your own next stop is between the mashed potatoes and gravy on a random dinner table far, far away from the...
Dude, Where Are My Hangers?!
I guess you might say that I have somewhat of a hanger-shortage in my house … note, specifically *I* am experiencing this particular shortage – my wife is, in fact, doing just fine in the overall ...
Damn, It Looks Cool to be a Teppan Chef
Whether your preference is the steak or the chicken, or even the overly-ambitious chicken & shrimp combination extravaganza that yours truly foolishly opted in vain to attempt, I think if there’...
Just a Prankster at Heart
It’s pretty obvious that our friend Tammie here has the wrong number for her boogie-loving dance partner. Sure, I could’ve just sent her back a quick reply explaining so, but really, where’s th...
A Tip of the Hat to the Halloween Aficionado…
We each have our preferred holiday of choice and I think it’s worth my applause when I see that you’ve opted to embrace your own holiday with a dedication that while some may refer to as overkill,...
What If My Fish Are Actually Better Off Without Me???
Fish aren’t exactly what you might consider high maintenance – I mean, as long as somebody (or something) keeps their food in the tank and the filter keeps their poop out of the tank, that’s abo...
Awesome Anniversary Gifts – The List, Revisited
If there was ever a reason for someone to accidentally forget their own anniversary date, knowing that all they’ve got to look forward to is an obnoxious wind chime or a personalized serving platter...
I’m Going to Disneyland!!!
"Parents and children need a place where they can have fun together ... by being serenaded by animatronic pirates, eating curiously-oversized turkey legs, and buying t-shirts with my characters on the...