You Wouldn’t Know Funny From a Hole in the Ground!
I wish I could fictionalize gargantuan holes of this incredible magnitude, but these ridiculous chasms truly are the Grand Poobahs of craters into the Earth’s crust, the likes of which have never be...
So What the Hell is Barley, Anyways???
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that things are a lot easier to locate if you actually know what they are in the first place!...
The Ninjas of Home Package Delivery
A new computer, a pair of shoes in a size that the store didn’t have, maybe some sort of rare Baywatch memorabilia from a German collector on eBay – all of these need delivery to be of any use to ...
30 is the New 23 (or 64…)
I think my real problem here is that at the ripe, old age of 30, I’m not sure whether I’m actually supposed to feel old or young at this point......
Behind the Process: The Last Minute
The truth is, 90% of all writing is done at the last minute, whether it be cookbook recipes or new episodes of The Simpsons or even humor columns just like this one that you’re reading right now......
Behind the Process: Just Makin’ Stuff Up!
You wouldn’t believe how the subtle art of creative elaboration can be an absolute lifesaver when you’ve got a deadline that’s fast approaching and you’re rapidly running out of time......
Behind the Process: An Idea is Born
What can I say - when your life is just as naturally hilarious as mine is on a regular basis, finding something amusing to write about can sometimes be as easy as sitting down to a nice, healthy break...
Reasons Why You Should Buy My Book
It’s a good book, and I’m not just saying that because I’m the author and I’ve poured my heart and soul into its 210 pages of hilarious wordplay, sacrificing sleep, personal time, and more tha...