It’s a Jungle Out There…
I’ve written about this a time or two before, but we’re going to go over everything again this week one more time because frankly I’m not quite sure everyone took seriously enough my warnings of...
Mean, Old Mr. Sevener…
Now I don’t want to come off like some kind of jerk here, but just between you and me – I don’t really like kids. Well, I guess that’s not entirely true – it’s not all kids in general that...
The Day the Earth Stood Sweating
Let’s play a game, folks! It’s just a little something I’ve cooked up in my spare time lately called Things You Never Want to Hear in Florida … in July, and it goes a little something like t...
To Those Not Currently in Burn Wards Around the Country…
…I’d like to congratulate you for celebrating another 4th of July here in the USA without singeing off your own eyebrows, along with the left side of your face, the neighbor’s cat, and those thr...
God Bless the HOA
The unsung heroes of our communities, they are the men and women of the neighborhood Homeowners Association. You probably don’t think much about your local HOA – I know that I sure didn’t, but t...
Sold Out By Betty Crocker
So yes, I have a subscription to The Betty Crocker Cookbook Collection. Now normally that’s the kind of information that I’d ask folks to keep under their hats or other apparel suitable for storin...
Who Knew Weddings Could Be This Easy?!
You know, I never thought I’d catch myself saying this, but going to weddings really isn’t all that bad anymore. And I suppose before girlfriends and wives the world over start printing that state...
The Fine Art of Chinese Buffet Takeout
Those people over there in the booths? They’ve got it easy… Anybody can come to an all-you-can-eat buffet, plop their family down for the evening, and proceed to maximize their return on that $7.9...