Taking Back Dungeons…
Raising your long sword high above your head, you deliver one final staggering blow to the Orc Warrior, causing it to howl out in agony as it drops to the ground in defeat… Oops, sorry about that �...
Love is in the Air, and on the Walls, and Pretty Much Everywhere Else In Between, Too…
Ever feel like you’re right smack dab in the middle of a gigantic bug orgy? And just to clarify, by gigantic I mean a great quantity of overly-amorous insects as opposed to a smaller number of schoo...
Taking the Sport of Baseball to New Heights
I’m just going to be honest with you – I’m not really a big fan of heights. I mean, now that I’m more or less considered a “grown-up,” I’ll force myself to endure certain activities invo...
This Column Was Made Using Reclaimed Water
Can a brother spare a gallon? A cup? Maybe even just a tablespoon?! Because frankly, my lawn will take just about anything you can give it at this point! I don’t know if the rest of the universe has...
Completely Legitimate Cruising Concerns
It’s on, my friends! The big vacation is now a mere six months away and counting, and the clock ticks closer every day to that time when I’ll be hopping on a gigantic boat with my wife down to the...
Things That Go Chomp In the Night
I woke up with one hell of a bite on my neck the other morning. Using my awesome powers of deductive reasoning, I’m led to believe one of the two following scenarios: a) My wife is actually a vampir...
They Call Me “Unsolicited”
Might I have just a moment of your time? I think we might’ve gotten off on the wrong foot, on account of me sticking mine in your door when you tried to slam it in my face the other day when I came ...
Still Sore from the Auto Shop
Call me vamboozled, but I think I’ve been hoodwinked… I’m going to be honest with you when I say that there are few things that I genuinely dislike more than taking my car in for repair. Root ca...