Reasons Why My Wife is Awesome
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special Anniversary Edition of The Humor Column. Special not only because I managed beat the stereotype and actually remember my own anniversary, but even more ...
Fondue-bidubly!!!
There are few things in life worth describing with multiple exclamation points. The art of dipping things into delectable melted cheeses and chocolates is most certainly one of them… I mean, serious...
Size Matters … At Least with Regards to Giant Cookies
Imagine, if you will, that before you are two cookies. One is your typical chocolate ship affair – warm and moist, fresh from the oven, and chocked full of milk chocolatey chips … perfectly delici...
Pizza Innovation in the 21st Century
I don’t think it’s any secret at this point that I’m a big fan of pizza. Maybe not a worldly aficionado of sorts, simply because I haven’t seen much of the world just yet, per se, but noneth...
The Ice Cream Detective
Ladies, you’re not fooling anyone… You may think you’re being all slick and stealth, stashing your empty Chunky Monkey container at the bottom of the garbage can, beneath all of the other garbag...
There Are Many Wrong Ways to Eat a Hot Pocket
I know you’ve been there before. Hell, chances are you’ve probably still got the burn marks on the roof of your mouth to prove it! How can something so delicious cause so much pain? Ok, well m...
Finally Befriending Facebook
Hey, 21st century – guess who’s finally here?! Yeah, yeah … so I’ve finally gone and done what apparently everyone eight years-old and above already did about two years ago. I’ve joined Th...
Happy Birthday, But You Know, You Ain’t Getting Any Younger…
Yep, the rumors you’ve heard are correct – the birthday of yours truly is, in fact, coming up just next week, but before you break out the party poppers and strike up the band, I think it’s impo...