Gather the “Hurricane Supplies”
Whoa, boy – it’s been a crazy week, hasn’t it?! And I’m not even talking about that Olympic fever that I hear has been going around lately. If you find yourself showing symptoms, I would recom...
Olympically Challenged
So there’s this thing going on right now where people from all of these different countries get together and run around and stuff.They only do it every four years – probably because airfare is so ...
Danger Lurks Around Every Channel
Man, some people will do anything to be on TV these days! And apparently whereas in previous years, said anything used to involve maybe taking a random pie to the face or getting a bucket of slime dum...
Creatures from the Chlorinated Lagoon
It’s the middle of summer, it’s hotter than the surface of the sun itself here in Florida, and here I am afraid to step foot in the water for fear of being gobbled up or snarfed down or at the ver...
Banding Together to Take Back Our Bathrooms
Are you one of those people who needs a little assistance in the restroom these days? No, no – it’s a serious question that I’m determined to get to the bottom of because I can’t help but noti...
Power to the People!
I don’t want to get everyone all riled up, but I guess in this case I actually do – I just can’t hold back my excitement a moment longer! I know that times have been kind of tough financially, a...
Tortilla Chip Blasphemy of a Fruity Persuasion
Does anybody know where the Doritos Headquarters is? I think it’s high time that we get a mob together and go knock some sense into those “flavor experts” of theirs… I don’t know about you, ...
Independent, But Not From Severe Neck Trauma…
Ahhh, the 4th of July – a day of hotdogs and baked beans, picnics in the park, and fireworks soaring overheard, all to the tune of God Bless the USA. It’s one of those days that really makes you s...