Remembering What Halloween is Really All About…
What’s the first thing to come to mind when you think about Halloween? Without a doubt, images of pumpkins and candy and happy trick or treaters flow freely upon the first mention of this classic Oc...
Voltron for President
The other candidates are right – it is time for change. But when we’re talking about the future of the greatest nation on Earth, why stop with change in our politics or our economy or even our way...
Enough of This Wedding Crap … Let’s Get Back to Politics!
The wedding did, in fact, end up turning out great! Everything went moderately close to how we had planned, we got to spend some well-deserved time hanging out with Mickey Mouse on our honeymoon, and ...
One Day In, This Marriage Thing Ain’t So Bad!
I mean, it’s completely normal to be expected to give up sex…and smiling…and pretty much all fun in general after you’re married, right?! Oh, I kid, I kid – in all actuality, I really can’...
A Bachelor’s Swan Song
So this is it, folks – my last column as a single man, and not so much in the doppelganger or evil twin lurking out there in the shadows perspective so much as the no more checking out hot chicks at...
Of Lovebugs, You Betchas, and Bailouts…
This is a messy time to live in Florida. Sure, summer’s finally come to an end, leaving us with slightly lower temperatures during the day, and hurricane season should in theory be wrapping up befor...
Weed Not, Want Not…
It’s a jungle out there, baby, however not even Tarzan can help us now… I thought after our last episode with the lawn, my out-of-doors woes had gone the way of affordable gas prices, never to pos...
Lose It or Lose It
Alrighty, folks – we’re officially in panic mode! And boy, am I tired. Honestly, I probably shouldn’t even be taking the break to write the here column, but the way I see it, there’s only so m...