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I’m Not an Addict…
I honestly don’t know how I went this long without it. I’d been hearing all of the hype and rumors about it for years now, but nothing quite compares to trying it for yourself. They say once you t...
What If…
Recently I was walking down the street and somebody asked me what my New Years Resolutions were. Keep in mind that I live in a fairly small town, so it’s not really that big of a deal for a complete...
Please Pass the White Meat (and my ear plugs…)
My family laughed at me, my friends mocked me, and yet now I’m opening myself up to ridicule on a worldwide level, but that’s ok. All of the jeers and rants simply blow by with the greatest of eas...
What’s up, Doc?
Anyone who lives in Northern Michigan knows that November is a very fun and exciting time of year, especially if you consider dodging bullets shot from the rifles of drunken hillbillies fun and exciti...
Halloween is a Time for Giving…
Ah, the great season of fall! The leaves that once covered the massive trees that surround our homes have turned the most magnificent shades and fallen to the ground, the song birds and woodland creat...
I Want to be a Princess…
Unfortunately, I just don’t have the hips for it, or the breasts for that matter! I do have a stunning personality and a sense of humor to die for, but we all know that these contests are all alik...
Happy Labor Day!
Just last week those of us living here in the U.S. of A. took Monday off to celebrate Labor Day, a day on which we all take the time to give thanks, no wait, to stop and remember those, no that’s no...
And I Thought I Was Safe on the Internet…
I am a gigantic geek. Anyone who knows me at all, or has ever tried to call my house, can vouch for this, and honestly, I’m fine with it. I probably spend more time online in a single day than most ...