Aloe is a Stupid Man’s Best Friend

Aug 7, 2009
Yeah, yeah – you can probably see where this one’s going before I even get started… So as you can probably discern from the lovingly flattering photo, yours truly got burned recently, and not so...

It’s a Jungle Out There…

Jul 31, 2009
I’ve written about this a time or two before, but we’re going to go over everything again this week one more time because frankly I’m not quite sure everyone took seriously enough my warnings of...

Follow Up, Top Down

Oct 19, 2007
So it’s been three months already, as those of you who have been living vicariously through yours truly since that fateful July 13th column will certainly vouch – a very sleek, very sexy, and of c...

Watch for Tiny Lizards!!!

Apr 21, 2004
Ok, so I’ve now officially been living down here in Florida for six months, and to tell you the truth, I’m actually quite impressed with the transitions that I’ve been able to make to adapt myse...

The Adventures of the Sunburn Kid

Apr 7, 2004
It was a clear and sunny day in Central Florida. Although a cool breeze wafted in off the water in sporadic bursts, it certainly wasn’t enough to mask the fact that it was going to be a warm day. Th...