Oh, the Creaks You Make When I’m All Alone…
Did you hear that?! My God, this house is scary at night. Although I’m fairly sure that the place isn’t actually haunted, it’s nonetheless quite possible that it could just up and collapse at ...
Aloe is a Stupid Man’s Best Friend
Yeah, yeah – you can probably see where this one’s going before I even get started… So as you can probably discern from the lovingly flattering photo, yours truly got burned recently, and not so...
It’s a Jungle Out There…
I’ve written about this a time or two before, but we’re going to go over everything again this week one more time because frankly I’m not quite sure everyone took seriously enough my warnings of...
Follow Up, Top Down
So it’s been three months already, as those of you who have been living vicariously through yours truly since that fateful July 13th column will certainly vouch – a very sleek, very sexy, and of c...
Did That Bush Just Bear Its Teeth At Me?
As if working out wasn’t hard enough already… So I finally got off my butt and decided to give this whole weight loss thing another try. Some of you may recall a few columns months ago about my im...
The One Where Lori Almost Gets Eaten by Tiny Fish
Pop Quiz: What do Asians and microscopic plankton have in common? If you answered that they both have a tendency to soothe the appetite for the tiniest of fish that frolic and play in the salty waters...
I’m Sorry – I Can’t Hear You Over the Frogs!
We’ve been over this once before… …and yet apparently my pleas have fallen upon deaf ears, possibly because those listening also happen to live next door to me and thus also find the...
Watch for Tiny Lizards!!!
Ok, so I’ve now officially been living down here in Florida for six months, and to tell you the truth, I’m actually quite impressed with the transitions that I’ve been able to make to adapt myse...
The Adventures of the Sunburn Kid
It was a clear and sunny day in Central Florida. Although a cool breeze wafted in off the water in sporadic bursts, it certainly wasn’t enough to mask the fact that it was going to be a warm day. Th...- 2 of 3
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