So Valentine’s Day was yesterday. Or as most guys refer to it – “Uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” If you’re in love on Valentine’s Day, you probably celebrat...
So did I miss anything while I was gone? It’s true that I haven’t written a humor column now in almost a year. I’ve thought about writing columns, and I’ve told some vaguely am...
You’d probably think that I’d be happy … perhaps even excited about this, but I assure you I’m really not. Sure, chainsaws are among the manliest of tools, whether you’...
No matter how much elbow grease and sunshine I put into cleaning, it’s only a matter of time before it all comes back with an unholy vengeance and if there’s one thing I hate more than cleaning, i...
It was a no-good, rotten, despicable thing to do and frankly I feel absolutely horrible about it, but because we all know that trust is paramount between a humor columnist and his adoring readers in t...
The truth is, 90% of all writing is done at the last minute, whether it be cookbook recipes or new episodes of The Simpsons or even humor columns just like this one that you’re reading right now......
It’s amazing the kinds of things you can find to do when you should be working. Take Google Maps, for instance – now I know that these features have actually been out for quite some time now, but ...
Here we are, folks! The first day of summer is finally here, and you know what that means… It’s time to finally settle up on all of those Christmas presents that you forgot six months ago to make ...
Why do I do it?! I haven’t been getting as much sleep as I should lately, to the point where it’s not even cutting into my “beauty sleep” portion as much as it’s cutting into my “ability t...