You CAN Hear Me Now!!!
I’m free! And I’ve gotta say, I haven’t been able to say that in nearly two years … at least as far as my cell phone service has been concerned. I still remember the day like it was yester...
Up to Our Ears in Dolphins…
What makes your house a home? Is it the loving pictures of friends and family hanging on the wall? Or perhaps it’s your collection of antique vases that you and your husband have amassed from your t...
Celebrate the Season with Delicious Ham
I learned an important lesson recently… Just as one shouldn’t go grocery shopping when they’re hungry, it’s also probably not such a bright idea to follow-up by throwing the grocer...
Where’s a Stray Alligator When You Need One?
Does it make me a bad person to wish that an alligator would mysteriously eat my neighbor’s cat in the middle of the night? If it helps, there’s a possibility that it might not even actual...
Grunting the Pounds Away
If you’re half as tired and sweaty as I am, then that makes me twice as tired and sweaty as you… Our numbers may be falling faster than the remains of President Bush’s so-called approval rating,...
Sleeping in HD
Why do I do it?! I haven’t been getting as much sleep as I should lately, to the point where it’s not even cutting into my “beauty sleep” portion as much as it’s cutting into my “ability t...
Taming the Ever-Resilient Butt Divot
This chair isn’t nearly as comfortable as it first was three hours ago… Since then, I think I’ve identified a primary flaw in the design of the modern waiting room, that being that they’re rea...
You Didn’t Forget, Did You?! Uh oh…
For many of us, today is a day to breathe a sigh of relief and profess solemnly to one another, “We made it, gentlemen. We’ve survived another Valentine’s Day successfully, all of our men are in...