Sentenced to the Man Couch
Next time one of us needs to bring a deck of cards… This week I’m actually writing your friendly, neighborhood humor column on location, although sadly in reality it’s not nearly as glamorous as...
Talk to Your Hairstylist to See If Porn is Right for You
I’d like to take a moment today to talk to you about something very near and dear to my heart. It’s something that has touched millions of lives around the world – it’s certainly been a huge p...
Cold Feet
I’m getting cold feet, but don’t worry – it’s not what you think. In fact, it’s actually much, much worse because I literally get cold feet every time I go to bed with my fia...
A New Nose in a New Year
Ok, so maybe there’s one thing I hate about this time of year… During say, seven or eight months out of the year, my nose and I are best buds. We go everywhere together, enjoying our favorite smel...
Guesstimating in the New Year
Well, now that that’s over, let’s all just take a deep breath and try to move on! I know that this particular holiday season was somewhat of a stressful one. It’s amazing how presents and food a...
We Wish You a Merry Stress-Mas, and a Prozac New Year!
‘Tis the season for nervous breakdowns, right? If you’re anything like me, you’ve got about a brazillion things to do right now and the list just keeps getting longer and longer every day as we ...
Top 10 Things I Would Do to Get an iPhone This Christmas
You call me obsessed like it’s a bad thing… But what can I say, I’ve lasted an exasperating six months since Apple released the Holy Grail of cell phones. Reading all of the forum threads and pr...
Where a Kid Can be a Very, Very Picky Kid…
Ahhh, to be a kid in the age of the Internet! They probably don’t even know it, but the kids these days have got it easy when it comes to Christmas. (prepare old man talk…) I mean, back in my day,...