The Cost of Stupidity This Week is $98
Boy, do I ever feel dumb. And not even the kind of dumb where you’re like, “Well, that was kind of silly – I hope nobody was watching…” so much as “That was quite possibly the stupidest th...
The Arby-Q is Back!!!
Am I the only one who’s excited about this?! The adrenaline hit me like a speeding buffet cart when I saw that huge, neon sign with my own eyes – it almost seemed too good to be true! All too ofte...
The Great Ant Invasion of 2007
I really hate ants. And I apologize to any arthropods that might happen to be reading my column this week, but you little buggers have sure been a pain in my neck … and arms, and legs … for the pa...
All About Fall
Oh, the wondrous beauty of autumn. Isn’t this a great time of year? The hot, scathing weather has slipped away for a much more manageable, cool breeze. The leaves turn the most brilliant shades of y...
Follow Up, Top Down
So it’s been three months already, as those of you who have been living vicariously through yours truly since that fateful July 13th column will certainly vouch – a very sleek, very sexy, and of c...
Moving Sucks … Part 135
It’s 2:35am and I’m so bloody tired. So tired, in fact, that the delirium has me talking like a British dude, apparently, which is never a good sign! As previously mentioned in our last episode of...
Clean or Move – That is the Question…
So I don’t want to alarm anyone, but we’ve reached critical mass around here… …at least as far as the cleanliness of this condo is concerned. And hopefully our landlord doesn’t read this bec...
So I’m Afraid of Empty Pools…
No, no – not the kiddie kind that you buy for $49 at Wal-Mart on a hot summer day and then buy another one at Wal-Mart for $49 the following week because you filled the thing over the tiniest of peb...