Tales of Dieting Wisdom & Woe
Why couldn’t I just be born skinny? Oh, that’s right – I was – but then I grew up, left my adolescent metabolism behind me, and it’s all been downhill from there, like a fat man chasing fran...
Victory is Ours!!!
We did it, folks! It’s been a long and arduous road for tortilla chip fans around the globe, however these are the times when we finally get to see the cheesy payoffs for all of our efforts. That’...
Horrors from Beyond the Adjustable Chair
Mark my words – no good things can come from going to the dentist. That’s right, ladies, gentlemen, and distinguished members of the press, for this week was my previously mentioned and adaman...
Not a Fan of Flying
Many a humor column has already been written about all of the joys that come from flying “the friendly skies,” and seeing as how the flight that I’m on right now as I write this just happens to ...
I’m Sorry – I Can’t Hear You Over the Frogs!
We’ve been over this once before… …and yet apparently my pleas have fallen upon deaf ears, possibly because those listening also happen to live next door to me and thus also find the...
Engagement Aftermath … the Wedding Planning Cometh
…so that’s where we stand at this point, anyways. If you’ve been reading along over the last month, you’re well aware at this point that I’ve gone and done gotten myself engaged – to get m...
The Engagement Archives Part 2: Ring Purchasing for Dummies
A Quick Note: What you are about to read is the second part of a series of humor columns that I’ve pieced together over the past two months as I prepared to and eventually did purchase an engagement...
The Engagement Archives Part 1: Ring Shopping for Dummies
A Quick Note: The following column is the first part of a series of humor columns that I’ve pieced together over the past two months to chronicle my adventures in the world of engagement rings, if y...