All’s Fair in Love and War…Including Cyanide
Ever have one of those relationships where you’d like nothing but just to get out alive, yet the other person seems hell-bent on working things out, no matter what the sacrifice? It sounds kinda fun...
True Love Means Never Having to Say, “Get Off Me – You’re Heavy…”
Relationships are great, aren’t they? Don’t get me wrong – I may rant on and on about how much love sucks and that we’re all destine to die afraid and alone, wallowing in our own little privat...
The Dating Game
We’ve all been down this road at one point or another… Does my breath smell ok? Does this shirt make me look like a fruitcake? Is she going to like the restaurant I chose? What if he’s gay? ...
What Women Don’t Want…
Sometimes I wonder why us good guys even bother… Take any situation and just look around you – rarely, if ever, will you see a truly equal relationship, and by that I mean one where the man an...
Bucs Win the Super Bowl, Hell Freezes Over, and Other Astonishing Tales…
This weekend I had the rare opportunity to add to the list of things I thought I’d never, ever…ever see in my lifetime. It was during that little football game that you guys make such a big stink ...
You Down with Mr. Freeze? (yeah, you know me!)
Living in a small town can be both a blessing and a curse, and having grown up in one of these smaller communities, I think I can safely say that I’ve gotten more than my share of experience at both...
If I Could Turn Back Time…
This is always a tough column for me and I know a lot of writers that go through the same type of thing when New Years rolls around – what can I possibly write about that hasn’t already been done ...
From the Public, For the Public…Seasons Greetings from Northern Michigan Edition
This is a very special time for me. A time that can be chaotic and completely insane or wonderously full of joy and splendor, depending on how long it takes the valium to kick in. For the most part, I...