In My Dreams…
I’ve been having some weird dreams lately. And no, not the kind that make your significant other go “Ewww – you pig!” before committing you to a week of sleepless nights out on the couch … a...
Bug Column #473: Montezuma’s Revenge
I’ve never really been very good with bugs in and around our home, but if you’ve been reading for this column for any length of time you’re well aware of that creepy, crawly bit of truth. Over t...
The One Where Lori Almost Gets Eaten by Tiny Fish
Pop Quiz: What do Asians and microscopic plankton have in common? If you answered that they both have a tendency to soothe the appetite for the tiniest of fish that frolic and play in the salty waters...
Rationalizing Road Rage
Warning: The following humor column depicts scenes of graphic violence that, while hopefully both amusing and quite understandable given the sheer ignorance of the situation, is still unfortunately an...
Dear My Neighbor’s Dogs…
What did I ever do to you? No – seriously, I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t the foggiest idea what it’s like being a dog, but I’m thinking … and this is just taking a long shot ou...
Scott’s Top Ten Rules of Summer
Wow – this one’s certainly flying by fast, now isn’t it? As they say, if there’s but one bad thing about summer, it’s simply that it just always seems to zip by way too fast! The seemingly e...
Surviving the Bridal Showcase
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m just happy to be here at all this week! I know, I know – I too thought that last week’s run-in with death a la acupuncture would’ve been more than enough excitement f...
Scott vs. Dracula
I’m not really all that fond of needles. A lot of people have no problems when it comes to needles, whether it’s for a blood test at the doctor’s office or even the more noble gesture of donatin...