Just a Big, Old Puppy Pushover…

May 27, 2011
Ladies and gentlemen – I do believe that I have officially met my match. She’s short, and furry, and over the course of the last week, I think I’ve cleaned up her pee roughly 700 times......

Dear My Neighbor’s Dogs…

Aug 10, 2007
What did I ever do to you? No – seriously, I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t the foggiest idea what it’s like being a dog, but I’m thinking … and this is just taking a long shot ou...

Mutant Duck Food, Aisle Six

Jan 28, 2004
I’ve been told that some of my most adored columns to come off this website are the ones that go past the political blunders and Hollywood beats and provide a glimpse into the glamorous and ritzy li...

My So-Called Fish…

Jan 14, 2004
There’s certainly no denying it – I’m a fish guy. I’ve been a fish guy ever since I was six years old and had one of those novelty tanks that looks like a gumball machine in my room – my par...